It's all a bunch of Crap!

So it's back to online "dating" for me, more like online "looking". No offense but looking through the profiles and pictures makes me want to rip my hair out. Why can't there be a button or scroll down tab that gives you the option of
"yes I truly am normal" or
"I'm not hiding anything, I really am a good person" or
"I will not stalk you"
"I will be well worth getting to know"

instead, I swear they all have
"I'm a weirdo and so are you that's why we are both desperate enough to be on here tonight"
"I'm a player and the more dates I can rack up the better my chances of getting lucky"
"I'm miserable and so are you now for writing me and I won't write back"

Dating to me is like getting your impacted wisdom teeth pulled but online dating is like a strange, uncomfortable, annoying habit of sitting in front of the TV every night, alone, with nothing better to do and pulling your own wisdom teeth out without any anesthetic and expecting it to be "fun" and worth the pain. So far it hasn't been worth the pain.